Friday, May 2, 2014

Mr. Cutter's Word of the Day©.

Bonjour ~Mr. Cutter~

Today's word of the day is:

LAWN VACUUM:  When Mom just tosses stuff she yanks out of the ground, telling us to "Get out of the Garden", "Stop walking on the flowers", "Just....just....stop already!!!".  Then she pulls out this atrocious machine and pushes it around the yard.  She then yanks it's hind end off, walks it over to the yard waste bin, shakes the hind end off, banging it around in the bin until it heaves up all it's waste.  Then she repeats until our puffy grass is sheared to a level(ish) suiting for human toes to enjoy walking around on.

Bonus word of the day.

REVENGE:  Best served warm.  Because who else doesn't feel the need for Privacy Please after all that racket?

Adieu ~Mr. Cutter~


  1. Nuffin like a fresh smooth canvas for a lil yard art, BOL!

  2. An they can see our number 2 downloads better fur the scoopin.